Mesa Been WHAT?
Senator Padme looky at hersa orders again. Den, shesa finally talken.
"This letter says I'm, like... supposed to give you a promotion?"
"Whatsa yousa sayen?"
"A promotion. Queen Jamillia, like, wants to promote you. She says that we can claim the, like, insurance from the water damage and get the office repaired, and this place has been falling apart for months, y'know? And she says that all the official documents that were destroyed were ones that needed to be shredded anyway to cover up our embezz- uh... I mean... never mind."
"So, whatsa mesa promotion gonna be?"
"Hmm. I can't read it, there's a big, messy ink stain on the, like, page. There's a note at the bottom, I think that's the Chancellor's handwriting. It says 'Jar Jar Binks is to be promoted to my "personal assistant" - muwhahahaha!' Like, whatever that means."
Hmm. Mesa suspicious. Der Supreme Chancellor issen berry wierd. Mesa playen poker with himsa and Jawajuice sometimes. Hesa muy muy sneaky and cunning. And hesa tried to getten mesa convicted of murder during mesa duel with Yarael Poof. And some of mesa cousins tinken hesa issen a Sith Lord. And most of hissen invoices are forgeries. On der other hand, mesa will earnen 500 credits a month and getten three weeks paid holiday. Hmm.
Mesa will doin itsa!
"This letter says I'm, like... supposed to give you a promotion?"
"Whatsa yousa sayen?"
"A promotion. Queen Jamillia, like, wants to promote you. She says that we can claim the, like, insurance from the water damage and get the office repaired, and this place has been falling apart for months, y'know? And she says that all the official documents that were destroyed were ones that needed to be shredded anyway to cover up our embezz- uh... I mean... never mind."
"So, whatsa mesa promotion gonna be?"
"Hmm. I can't read it, there's a big, messy ink stain on the, like, page. There's a note at the bottom, I think that's the Chancellor's handwriting. It says 'Jar Jar Binks is to be promoted to my "personal assistant" - muwhahahaha!' Like, whatever that means."
Hmm. Mesa suspicious. Der Supreme Chancellor issen berry wierd. Mesa playen poker with himsa and Jawajuice sometimes. Hesa muy muy sneaky and cunning. And hesa tried to getten mesa convicted of murder during mesa duel with Yarael Poof. And some of mesa cousins tinken hesa issen a Sith Lord. And most of hissen invoices are forgeries. On der other hand, mesa will earnen 500 credits a month and getten three weeks paid holiday. Hmm.
Mesa will doin itsa!
posted by Jar Jar Binks at 7:44 PM
6 Comments:
Congrats!
Something will be a better something because of this.
maybe.
Fluke totally hit it on the head with that comment.
Sort of.
Yes cograds . But um what happened to all the clones ? if you can gather them in one place I can take care of them for you with one energy blast>
WOW Jar Jar that is cool.
Good luck on your new job.
Congrats on the promotion. I think with your new found power you should teach your clones Gunganese and how to make traditional Gungan crafts.
Jar Jar, A word to the wise. Dont Lose all of the clones, if this job turns out to be a set up.
YOU MAY NEED THEM !!!
Otherwise have fun , make big credits. I would say stay out of trouble , but who am I kiddin.
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