Monday, December 05, 2005

A Bad Move, Mesatinks

Okeyday, so, mesa had der brilliant plan of how to getten der clones out of der office. Mesa maken sure all der doors and windows were sealed tight, den turnen on all der taps mesa could find, in der kitchen and der bathrooms, and on der water cooler. Der whole office fillen up with water. Mesa clones issen all gungans jussen like mesa, so theysa noah died when mesa flooden der office, but mesa swimmen over to one of der windows and openen itsa to washen themsa all out.

Der problem wassen dat, just as mesa openen der window, Sache, Yane, and Eritae arriven at work early. Theysa open der elevator door, and... Yane wassen checked into hospital with hypothermia, but Sache and Eritae were just pissed at mesa. Mesa hassen spenden most of thissen week apologisen to everyonesa.

Thissen mornen, mesa go to Senator Padme's office. Shesa looken in mesa eyes for a few minutes. Shesa can be realyl disturben when shesa noah blinken like thassen. Then, shesa sayen...
"Jar Jar, this... incident... is possibly the worst thing you've ever done. Well, aside from the time you flooded the city of Theed. Now *that* was a really spectacular screw-up! Anyway, because of what's happened here, we're going to have to..." Shesa opened an envelope with hersa orders from der Queen and der Supreme Chancellor in itsa, and readen themsa. Shesa turned der paper upside down, looked at itsa in a mirror, and applied a decryption algorithm to itsa. Den shesa sitten in stunned silence. Mesa hassen tryen to wake hersa up, but noahting worken. Mesa gonna check hersa again later.


Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

SO what did the letter say?

10:41 PM  
Blogger Jabafatboy said...

It amazes me that people get frusterated with you! A perfectly logical solution to your problem & they blow it all out of proportion.

You poor misunderstood soul.

4:25 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

All clogged with Jar Jars, the street drains are now.

3:01 AM  

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