Tuesday, November 29, 2005


Oookeyday... Mesa clone grew up into a proper Jar Jar berry fast. Itsa almost identical to mesa, and obeyen mesa every order without question. But... theresa a problem...

Mesa took der clone to worken early today, before anyone else getten dere. Mesa noah wanten anyone to noticen two of mesa walken in der door! Once wesa both in der building, mesatinks mesa can hide in mesa office doing paperwork and noahone will noticen, while der clone do other jobs. But while mesa wassen showing der clone around der office... Dere wassen a little bitty accidenty with der shredder. Der clone... eh... fed itsaself through der shredder. Itsa jammen der shredder, but got cut into two pieces.

Mesa wassen goin to hide der... remains... and pretenden noahting had happenen... but der Kaminoans mussen have builden thissen clone to lasten... noah wonder issen wassen so expensive. Each half grew into another clone, half der size of mesa. Theysa started walken about der office. Mesatinks dere wassen someting wrong with theirsa brains, since theysa doin noahting right. Theysa maken more of a mess dan mesa ever did. And whenever theysa hurten themsaselves, a bit of themsa fallen off. And growen into a complete Jar Jar clone.

Mesa hiden in mesa office with der door closen. Mesatinks theresa are hundreds of miniature Jar Jars walken around oursa office. And Senator Padme gonna be here in two hours!


Blogger flu said...

Time to fumigate...

where's Private Hudson when you need him?

4:36 AM  
Blogger F.O.O.F. said...

Hey! We can do that!
If we can fix a gate, we can fume a gate!

2:56 PM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

What the heck....How can anyone feed themselves through a shredder?

9:25 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Hundreds of Jar Jars?! Think of anything worse happening, I can not!

How the Universe ends, this must be. Jar-Jarmageddon.

6:31 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...


Oh God, thousands of Jar Jars flipducking and mugging everywhere! Is there no worse of a thought?

10:03 AM  
Blogger Obi-Wan Kenobi said...

Look at it this way - you got yer own lil army now. You can rule o'er the world!

12:33 PM  
Blogger General Grievous said...

I'll "eliminate" them for you Jar Jar


5:39 PM  
Blogger Jabafatboy said...

Wow and I thought Procreation was wild here you's guy's use shredders, Thats gotta Hurt.

Talk to Yoda , There is this little story about the birds & Bees .............

2:33 PM  
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