Thursday, November 24, 2005

Looks can be decieving

Mesa job issen harder than itsa looken. If mesa make one teensy tiney mistake, taxes on Naboo could be raised to 89%, or Senator Padme's electricity bill mebbe be diverted to de Supreme Chancellor and get himsa berry angry, or de Naboo royal fleet could be mortgaged. Mesa spake from personal experience here (unfortunately). All itsa can taken issen one word misspelled, or a comma left out... or mebbe mesa forgetten to read der whole paper before mesa signen itsa. But thassen noah happenen berry often. Honest.

So, itsa easy for mesa to screwen up big time with one itty bitty accidenty. But whenever someting bad happen, everyone always yellen at mesa! "Jar Jar, you broke the coffee machine!" "Jar Jar, you ruined the air conditioning!" "Jar Jar, you destroyed Coruscant's central power station!" Noahone actually realises how hard mesa job is!

Especially not Senator Padme.

Mesa come into hersa office for mesa performance review. Itsa noah going well.
"Jar Jar, you've really caused us a lot of trouble this year. I mean, I could almost forgive you for the time you signed a form to have the palace at Theed demolished, and the time you e-mailed the self-destruct codes for my ship to the Separatists, and the time you fed my senatorial inauguration speech through the shredder..."
One hour later...
"...and even the time you relocated our office to the lower city, but the time you cut my margarita budget by 20% was simply the last straw!" Then shesa huffing and puffing for a few minutes. Senator Padme can talken for a long time on one breath. "Look, Jar Jar, you know I think you're just about the cutest mascot we're ever going to get ahold of for less than a hundred credits a month, but if you don't improve... a lot... very quickly, I'm going to have to fire you."

Well... whatsa mesa gonna do? If mesa readen all der forms Senator Padme given mesa before mesa signen themsa, itsa would taken far too long! There mussen be some way mesa can do everyting right and still have plenty of spare time to watch all of Boss Nass's game shows and eat jarfuls of peanut butter...

6 Comments:

Blogger Master Yoda said...

Think you would that give you a position with less pressure, Senator Amidala would. A good fit, maybe Senatorial Footstool would be.

2:58 AM  
Blogger flu said...

you could get one of those things that, like...is a necklace thingy, that like, holds the jar of peanut butter up to your face!

That would free up your hands to mispell crap on important papers, WITHOUT having to dedicate time for eating jars of peanut butter.

You'd be a multitasker!

5:16 AM  
Blogger Jodes said...

funny funny stuff

11:07 AM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

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8:31 PM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

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8:32 PM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

Jar Jar if Padme fires you, you are more then welcome to work for me.

I'm sure I could find you something.

8:33 PM  

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