Saturday, November 26, 2005

Kamino

Mesa came up with a great way to increase mesa productivity! Mesa can get mesaself cloned! Issen simple, but effective. Mesa can tell der Kaminoans to make a physicallly perfect copy of mesa, but with almost no mind, so itsa will obey mesa every order without question. Den, mesa can send itsa about der building to run errands, while mesa handlen der paperwork in mesa office. Issen foolproof!

Mesa got to Kamino thissen mornen (mesa travellen business class - noah tell Senator Padme, okeyday?). Issen berry windy here, and all der walls inside be white. So boring. Der Kaminoans sayen theysa needen some of mesa genetic material, so mesa gave themsa a sock. Theysa sayen a sock issen not genetic material. Hmph. One of themsa tried to scrape some skin from mesa neck with a knife after dat! Mesa fighten back, of course. For anaemic anorexics, theysa are pretty tough.

Der next ting mesa knowen, mesa waken up in a lab and a Kaminoan issen handen mesa a test-tube. Hesa sayen mesa clone wassen inside. How can a clone of mesa fit inside a little test tube? Mesa tinken hesa lying, but hesa would noah given mesa anyting else, so mesa will have to make do with thissen. Hesa given mesa a bottle of blue stuff dat hesa sayen wassen special advanced growth acceleration formula. Hesa tellen mesa to pour der whole bottle into der test tube tonight, and der clone would grow into a copy of mesa overnight. Hesa also sayen dat issen experimental, and der side effects could include something-or-other... hesa coughed a lot, and mesa could noah hearen himsa.

Hmm.

2 Comments:

Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

Good luck Jar Jar. I hope it works.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

More than one Jar-Jar?

Oh...this is bad.

4:17 AM  

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