Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Adventures in the Potato Trade: Part 4

Mesa sorry mesa hassen noah posten for a while, but mesa hassen bein so busy! All dese potatoes to buy and sell and cook, with so many potato plantations on other planets to run... And mesa hassen mesa regular job doin' Senator Padme's paperworken, and sometimes some of hersa handmaidens pretenden to bein hersa (issen theirsa job, so theysa good at itsa) to tricken mesa into doin theirsa paperworken as well! *Huff* *Puff*

Someting berry suspicious happenen yesterday. Mesa wassen goin' to der convenience store down der street to getten some milk in der evening, and mesa meeten a short guy hidden in der shadows of an alleyway. Mesa would have missen himsa if hesa had noah callen out to mesa. Anyway, hesa suggesten dat mesa potato business could be better dan itsa issen now. Thissen pretty obvious to mesa. Der organizational structure issen in ruins, and half der potatoes issen rottin' in der fields.

But thissen guy suggesten someting else. Hesa tinken mesa potato company could really taken off if mesa sellen deep-fried tings. Fatty foods, like McDooku's usen. Der kind of tings dat given people cholesterol poisonin' and heart disease. Mesa sayen mesa would noah doin' thassen. But den, hesa looken mesa in der eye. Hissen eyes were big, round and glowed yellow. Issen really freaky, but when mesa looken in hissen eyes, hissen ideas seemen like a good plan after all. Mesa wassen berry scared den, so mesa hurryen off to get mesa milk. When mesa comen' back, hesa wassen gone.

Hmm... Hissen voice sounden strangely familiar...


Blogger General Grievous said...

*cough* *E'etooi?* *cough*

4:51 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh oh, trouble's brewin'...

4:44 AM  
Blogger F.O.O.F. said...

Is it Fluke?
Do you know where he is?

5:36 AM  

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