Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Note to self: read footnotes

Okeyday... mesa class goin well today... up to a point. Usen' mesa cunning potion, mesa performen berry well. Mesa doin everyting with muy muy dexterity and grace. Den... der potion's effects wearen off. And mesa becomen even more clumsy than usual.

Itsa starten when wesa repeaten der lemon excersize from a couple of days ago. Der lemons slippen out of mesa hands and mesa getten lemon juice all over der floor. Mesa getten a paper towel to wipen itsa up, but mesa slippen over. Mesa knocken over der whole table, and glasses of lemon juice spillen everywhere and getten in people's eyes! Mesa wassen blinden by der citric acid, and runnen around flailing mesa arms and knocken into der co-ordinators. One of themsa haven a cigarette lighter, and... well...
To maken a long story short, mesa burnen down der building. Issen a small one... and issen noah berry good, since der Coruscant government issen stingy with thissen sort of ting... But still, mesa lucky mesa escapen before mesa wassen noticed.

Mesa haven a look at mesa potion book. Der consequences issen all listed in der footnote - der potion's effects issen reversed after theysa wearen off. To stop thissen from happenen, jussen adden a pinch of salt (complex solution?).

In summary... always readen footnotes. Theysa can getten yousa in a lot of trouble.


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Blogger JawaJuice said...

In summary... always readen footnotes. *

*:Unless the footnotes make little or no sense.(**)

**:If this is the case, you may(***) need an interpreter(@) or seek legal advice(%)

***:Or may not
@:unless its a mime
%: Excluding most(****) holidays(^)
****:but not all.
^:except local womprat festivals and Jedi Memorial Day($@^)
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$@^: Unless it falls on the second Tuesday of the fourth month after a full moon (*&^).

*&^: Or a new moon iffen der year dividen by 400.

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*&^: Or a new moon iffen der year dividen by 400. (#*)

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