Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Mesa Free!

Mesa sicken of der classes. Mesa only doin themsa anyway because of der court order. So, mesa tiken mesa gonna cheaten. Mesa looken up an ancient Gungan herbal remedy for clumsiness. Itsa noah looken so bad. Yousa noah even needen to summon der spirits to maken itsa work. And mesa haven all der ingredients with mesa. Eye of dewback, toe of fambaa, wing of mynock and tongue of bantha. Theysa all pretty standard ingredients. Theresa a little footnote at der bottom of der page about "terrible consequences" and a "complex solution". But mesa noah ever readen footnotes. Issen a waste of time.

Mesa brewen der potion now. Tomorrow, if issen potent enough, mesa should be able to do well in der remedial clumsiness class and getten out! Heh heh heh.

5 Comments:

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Blogger flu said...

You know... if footnotes were important at all, they be part of the main text.

5:24 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

Maybe you can make a potion that'll make you throw up until you're excused.

9:38 AM  

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