Thursday, October 13, 2005

Mesa Been Taggen

Captain Typho hassen "taggen" mesa. Issen berry strange, since every blogger whosa issen taggen has to taggen five other bloggers. Mesa tinken itsa would taken about two weeks before noahone could be doin anyting but taggen each other. Anyway, before taggen other people, mesa mussen answer some stupid questions.

Where were you ten years ago?
Ten years ago, mesa wassen on Naboo. Mesa had jussen getten back from Coruscant after der battle with der Federation du Trade, and wassen looken forwards to never goin theresa again. *Sigh*. How wrong mesa wassen.

Where were you five years ago?
Hmm. If mesa rememberen correctly, five years ago mesa wassen on Coruscant, stuck in a desk job. Der same desk job as mesa had four years before thassen.

Where were you one year ago?
...and der same desk job as mesa had four years later. Alphabetizing wildlife of der Chommel sector by der animals' scientific names. Senator Padme sayen issen wassen for a morale effort, or reinforcing hersa "clean green image" or someting like thassen. Hmm.

Where were you yesterday?
In a classroom full of younglings being squirted in der eyes with lemon juice.

5 snacks you enjoy
Fried frogs - but these issen often guarden by nasty storekeepers.
Watercress sandwiches
Raw shellfish
Scrambled Fambaa eggs
Twinkies

5 songs you know all the words to
To tellen der truth, mesa noah knowen all der words to any songs excepten der Republic National Anthem (the Star-Spangled Galaxy) and a berry funny song by Gungan Day called Nubian Idiot.

5 places to run away to
Kamino - der weather issen berry nice
Otoh Jahai
Mesa holiday home in der swamp near Otoh Gunga
Mon Calimari
Tatooine... yeah, right

5 items you would never wear
A suit
Pink-rimmed sunglasses with moons and stars on themsa
A wide-brimmed purple sunhat
A cow bell
A live parrot

5 biggest joys in your life
Getten mesa paperwork done
Getten mesa paperwork done
Getten mesa paperwork done
Getten mesa paperwork done
Getten mesa paperwork done

Your 3 favorite toys
Mesa bath
Mesa boomas
Mesa book of ancient mystic Gungan spells - berry useful, too

Now, mesa mussen taggen five other people. Hmm. Mesa tinken...

Noel of Neptonian
Fluke Starbucker
Leia Organa
Master Yoda's Stupid Intern
Siri Tachi

6 Comments:

Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

I prefer the other popular song by Gungan Day...Sith of Suburbia.

3:38 AM  
Blogger Bill said...

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6:30 AM  
Blogger Bill said...

Crap!

I ought to get some kind of dispensation for having to do this for Master Yoda already.

Bill J.
"Master Yoda's Stupid Intern"

6:32 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

I promise not to taggen yousa again, Jar Jar.

11:45 AM  
Blogger flu said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

everybody's taggin me

3:44 AM  
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