Saturday, October 15, 2005

Jar Jar Binks on Shoelaces

Mesa back in der terribible classroom again. Today wassen a lesson on tying shoelaces. Thissen issen one of mesa worst fears. Doctors hassen diagnosen mesa with someting theysa callen "fearoftyingshoelacesophobia" - der fear of tyen shoelaces. Yousa seein, mesa hassen muy muy difficulty in thissen. Mesa hassen been known to trippen over mesa shoelaces four times in a day.

Wesa starten with a simple bow. Simple. Over, under, around and through. Or wassen itsa under, through, over and around? Or mebbe around, over, through and under?

***Five minutes later***

Mesa getten itsa! Through, around, below, under, above, through, around, into an adjacent dimension and back again, around mesa neck, pullen itsa tight- urk!

***Five minutes later***

Ow... Mesa okeyday... Letten mesa seein... Over, under, around, through...
Mesa got itsa!
*Jar Jar stands up and steps forward, before falling flat on his froggy face*
Okeyday... so mesa noah supposen to tyen der shoes together.
Hmm. All der younglings issen finishen. Thissen berry bad, mesa tinks. Mesa gonna hiden in a corner for der rest of der day.

5 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

*giggle* you are SOOOOOO cute.

11:25 PM  
Blogger Adi Gallia said...

Don't give up Jar Jar! I had a hard time learning how to tie my shoes too. At least you don't have Master Yoda hovering over you wacking you with his cane everytime you got it wrong.

3:42 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

Maybe you should get velcro.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Yeah. That's what I was gonna say.

7:43 AM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Velcro issen even worse - mesa allergic to itsa. Itsa maken mesa come out in green spots.

3:43 PM  

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