Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Clumsiness

Mesa getten in trouble for being clumsy again... Yousa seein', thissen mornen at der supermarket, mesa trippen over mesa robes and crashen into an old human woman. Shesa getten berry angry at mesa, because mesa maken hersa spillen all hersa shopping everywhere. Mesa tryen to help hersa picken itsa up, and mesa fallen over again on top of a milk bottle. Itsa bursten open and milk goin' everywhere. Mesa tryen to getten up but slippen in der milk and crashen into one of der shelves...

Mesa will noah boren yousa with der details - mesa issen now banned from WalMart. And worse, der old human lady mesa knocken down issen a Justice of der Coruscant Supreme Court! As punishment, mesa haven to attenden classes on bein' less clumsy. Mesa tryen to get out of it, but a court order issen hard to worm out of, and der judge wassen noah exactly impartial...

Mesa first lesson issen tomorrow afternoon. Der other people doin' der course issen all about eight years old - how embarrasen. Thissen even worse dan der time mesa letten all der sea monsters in Otoh Gunga Zoo escape into der wild and causen havoc, and letten mesa tellen yousa, thassen wassen bad.

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Jar Jar,

Thought about just staying in your house have you?

With tele-commuting, restaurants and other services that deliver, and online banking, really no need to leave your house there is.

In your case, better for everyone it would be. Have to worry about knocking over important officials, accidentally freeing animals from zoos, and being ordered by the court to do humiliating things, you would not.

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