Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Cateren

Sign - check.
Bad-quality microphone - check.
Food - check.
Knife - check.
Mesa apartment issen now a drive-through.

Mesa community service issen now binden me to providen meals to anyone driven past whosa wanten themsa. And mesa mussen given any meal theysa asken for, noah matter how outlandish der ingredients may be or how difficult der recipie issen.

A Mon Calimari asken mesa for filleted Opee Sea Killer on a soft sesame seed bun.
A Hutt asken for a vat of grease (ugh...).
Mesa wassen asken by a Toydarian (Bojaa recommenden mesa to himsa) to given himsa a deep-fried Sarlacc tentacle.
A whole busload of Humans asken mesa for roast Kaadu sandwiches.

Den, trouble striken.

A Zabrak asken mesa for a sandwich of Bantha steak, Acklay liver and Mynock drumsticks. Mesa searchen everywhere mesa could finden for der ingredients. Mesa turnen mesa apartment upside down. Mesa even stealthily hurryen down to der convenience store. But to noah availen. Eventually, mesa could noah maken der meal, and had to pay a 300 credit compensation fee.

Mesa knew mesa would need more bread!

6 Comments:

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7:06 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Been splogged you have.

2:23 AM  
Blogger flu said...

hey Jar Jar, Do you deliver?

If so, I'd like a deep fried peanut butter and banana sammich.

Thanks.

8:36 AM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

oh i want a strawberry ice cream with apple pie!please?

10:01 PM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

Hey I'm looking for some good cooks for my nw resort ship. If your intrested let me know.

8:04 AM  
Blogger Noel of Neptonian said...

I ment "new" my e don't work half the time.

8:05 AM  

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