Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Mesa Apartment

So good bein home...
Aargh!

Mesa rememberen whatsa happenen before mesa leaven for Survivor: Tatooine - mesa bath broke, and mesa tryen to fixen it, and screwen up der plumbing. And most of der apartment. So, mesa contracten some renovators to fixen der place up while mesa gone. Of course, mesa noah bargainen on...
Der return of FOOF! Der "Followers Of Ol' Fluke"! Jawajuice had hissen apartment redecoraten by themsa a few weeks ago, but thassen wassen der recruiten division of FOOF. Mesa wassen luck enough to actually getten theirsa redecoraten division - theirsa names were Bric and Brack.

But thassen noah much help, since (oddly) der redecoraten division issen even worse at redecoraten dan der recruiten division.

Mesa bath issen gone. Der whole point wassen for themsa to fixen der bath, but theysa tinken issen easier to removen itsa. Dere issen noahting where der bath used to be, just a bath-shaped hole in der floor. So now mesa hassen a bird's-eye-view of mesa downstairs neighbour, old Mrs Strudleheimen's, washing-machine through der floor. Which issen jussen great, but noah berry helpful for taken a bath.

Meanwhile, mesa also specifyen for themsa to fixen der water damage to der rest of der apartment. Theirsa solution wassen to adjust mesa air-conditioning and dehumidifiers to levels thassen barely inhabitable by human standards, and Gungans issen muy less tolerant of heat and dryness. Sure, mesa kitchen issen noah longer in danger of rotting. But mesa can noah longer step into der kitchen without a sports hydration bottle. To maken itsa worse, theysa broke der controls, so mesa can noah fixen itsa.

And, der coup de grace, mesa bedroom floor hassen been coveren with compost and tilled for growen potatoes. Mesa hassen mixed feelings about thissen. As Bric tellen mesa, potatoes issen a wonderful vegetable for growen in der home, and providen an average Gungan with so-and-so percent of daily someting-or-other needs. And, as Brack sayen, der coolness and dampness of der soil will counteracten some of theirsa havoc in der indoor climate control system. However, mesa bed hassen been replacen with a toolshed.

Thissen bad.

5 Comments:

Blogger Captain Typho said...

Jar Jar, since our suites are connected, please don't "fix" my apartment while I'm out of town. Thanks.

I think we're going to have to have a Naboo delegation staff meeting and talk about these renovations. It's only a matter of time before the neighbors kick us out of this building.

2:06 AM  
Blogger flu said...

The FOOF crew is the reason why I live out here in the boonies.

*whispers* don't tell 'em where I live, k?

10:05 AM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

grown potatoes in your room!isn't that nice?

2:52 PM  
Blogger Jedi Katt said...

Agree tht it's bad, but can u plz speak slower next time--- I can't really get your idea sometimes (maybe it's my hearing problem)*sigh*

2:59 PM  
Blogger Qui-Gon Jinn said...

Potatoes!
Oh wow! You get to see the Miracle of the Living Force! First, like you plant the 'taters, then the Force grows the 'taters, then you eat the 'taters!
No, no, no, man! You seem to be, like, missing the timeless wonder of it all!
See, like, you plant the 'taters, then the Force grows the 'taters, then you eat the 'taters!
The Circle of the Living Force!
Wait... Like, where are you going, man?

4:10 PM  

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