Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Family Troubles: Part 9

Mesa hassen been throwen in a cell. Issen damp, and cold: jussen der way mesa liken itsa!
Someone else issen here, too: Bottle Bottle! Hesa noah dead after all! Tup Tup mussen have faken itsa! Mesa knew wesa should never have payen for hersa acting classes... or der cover-up classes... or der unarmed killing classes... Hmm... der Binks family issen notorious for bad budgeting. Mesa hassen never understanden thissen up till now.

Anyway, grandpa Bottle Bottle hassen a plan. Hesa sayen dat dere issen a droid control ship hidden on der other side of Naboo's moon. Hesa plannen to taken over der ship! Wesa gonna needen to bust out of oursa cell, finden a shuttle and goin' up dere, at der risk of danger and death all der way! Mesa noah sure if mesa liken thissen plan, but wesa needen someting to do about thissen. Nute Gunray's plan issen pretty stupid, but if hesa getten impatient, hesa might bl0ckade Naboo again. Of course, mesa can do noahting about thassen. All mesa hassen with mesa is thissen internet-capable laptop computer with a contact range as far as der outer rim, der rank and authority to orderen a Republic cruiser into action, a bagful of boomas and a sling, Grandpa Bottle Bottle's pair of bolt cutters...

Wait a second.


Blogger General Grievous said...

What! How do YOU know about that droid control ship? Not that there is one there anyway.... *cough*

8:11 PM  
Blogger flu said...

How did you smuggle a bagful of boombahs into the cell?

WAIT! Nevermind... I don't wanna know.

4:41 AM  
Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Did someone say a bag full of bananas?

7:55 AM  

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