Monday, September 19, 2005

Family Troubles: Part 8

*After two days of concussion, Jar Jar awakes...*
Ooh, mesa head... Whatsa wassen happenen? Where issen mesa?
Mesa rememberen... Grandma Tup Tup taken mesa to Theed, to an underground complex somewhere. Mesa wassen blindfolded, so mesa noah knowen where in der city, but itsa issen definately Theed (itsa issen smellen human-ish).
Down there, mesa wassen lead into a dark hall, and mesa blindfold wassen taken off. There, Tup Tup introducen mesa to hersa master... Nute Gunray!
Mesa wassen... stunned. Why would Tup Tup ally with himsa, and whatsa wassen hesa wanten with Bottle Bottle's will?
Then, hesa revealen hissen sinister plan...
Issen noah a berry good one, mesa tinks.
"With the failure of our blockade on the planet of Naboo, the Trade Federation has become exceedingly angry at all the people of Naboo... including the Gungans. While we can strike at the Naboo themselves by attacking Senator Amidala, one of their most popular leaders ever-"
"Yousa hassen tryen and failen muy muy times. Yaaaawn."
"Shut up. I have decided that our revenge on the Gungans will be much more insidious... I will spread disharmony among them, with help from my servant, Tupaware Tupaware, and obliterate Gungan society as it stands. Muwhahahahaha!"
"Er... yousa issen only spreaden disharmony in mesa family."
"SILENCE, fool." Then, hesa adden defensively, "It is a long term plan."

Mesa supposen mesa should noah be worryen about thissen. But, mesa still confused. Tup Tup wasssen opposen der Trade Federation berry much when theysa attacken Naboo years ago. Why would shesa switchen sides?

8 Comments:

Blogger revealen said...

your writing continues to amaze me. i really wonder how it really is to be in your head, how you manage to speak like jar jar binks in your mind.

baffling. so cool.

9:23 PM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

"itsa issen smellen human-ish"

HEY!

1:19 AM  
Blogger flu said...

You need Theeds. Everyone needs Theeds.

9:50 AM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

human-ish!hey can i be jedi-ish?

11:36 PM  
Blogger flu said...

Jar Jar, do you have a Gungan potion or ritual that can turn Nute into a newt?

2:22 AM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Hmm... Thassen a good idea, actually...

7:28 AM  
Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Howya doin' bwauth?

8:02 AM  
Blogger owenlars said...

You called me out, so it's now you and me...

4:38 PM  

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