Friday, September 16, 2005

Family Troubles: Part 7

Today, mesa wassen riden across der grassy plains on a kaadu, with lots of grass unt big stone heads lyen' around. Mesa wassen headen to Theed, to getten a second opinion on der Bottle Bottle case...
Suddenly, out in der open, mesa wassen attacken by Mackineecks! There wassen three of themsa, and only one of mesa, and mesa haven noah boomas!
Mesa putten up mesa hands... And Tup Tup Binks walken out from behind a big stone head, with a remote in hersa hand. Mesa grandmother Tup Tup wassen tryen to killen mesa with der Mackineecks!
"Yousa tinken yousa gonna finden out whatsa happenen to Bottle Bottle," shesa sayen. "Well, yousa noah going to!"
"Wait! Wait!" mesa sayen - mesa noah wanten to dyen! "Er... if yousa letten mesa liven, mesa will... uh... joinen yousa!" Thissen always worken with bad guys for some reason.
"Hmm... Mesa supposen mesa can letten yousa live... for now. Yousa issen mesa grandson after all... But if yousa bein tricksy..." Shesa drawen hersa finger across hersa neck. Mesa getten der message.

Thissen explainen a lot. Der fluffy pink cardigan mesa wassen nearly suffocaten with issen a berry grandmotherish weapon of assasination, and issen just like Tup Tup to use bad plastic to maken a bomb.

So, mesa wassen blindfolden and taken somewhere, but mesa noah knowen where. Issen dark. Muy dark. But Tup Tup sayen shesa gonna introducen mesa to hersa master soon... Mesa gotten a bad feeling about thissen.

6 Comments:

Blogger Captain Typho said...

Oh, wow! Talk about dysfunctional family!

5:27 PM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

typho why are so excited?

8:53 PM  
Blogger flu said...

This does explain a lot.

Tup Tup is a obviously a goobersmoocher.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

The drama! The intrigue! What will happen next??

2:18 AM  
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Blogger Leia said...

Your grandma is wicked-cool!

10:10 AM  

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