Monday, September 12, 2005

Family Troubles: Part 4

Der ting issen, people noah liken mesa berry much. Mesa noah knowen why. But mesa would appreciaten itsa if theysa STOP TRYEN TO KILLEN MESA!!!
Today, mesa goin over to investigaten Can Can Binks's house on der outskirts of Otoh Jahai. Now, mesa issen noah a mechanic, but mesa tinken someting issen suspicious if mesa bongo BREAKS DOWN IN DER MIDDLE OF A NEST OF COLO CLAW FISH!!! Thissen bongo issen a berry good bongo. Issen serven mesa well for ages. But today, right now, issen suspicious dat itsa breaken down at thissen exact moment. Mesa also tinken issen suspicious dat der AA crew finden evidence of sabotage - a bomb.
Anyway, yousa probably wanten to hearen about mesa miraculous escape, no?

Coruscant Blogger's Association Official Notice
A survey of our readers has confirmed that most of them would prefer to think that Jar Jar did not escape at all, and live on in blissful ignorance of his continued existance.

Shut up.
Mesa managen to getten away by pushing random buttons on der control console, screamen, and ringen up der Gungan Grande Army to comen and saven mesa. Admittedly, issen noah berry heroic... But thassen noah matteren!

Anyway, mesa never actually getten to Can Can's house today... Closer investigation revealen dat der bomb wassen made of poor-quality plastic. Hmm... Could thissen be a clue?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Super post! Keep up the good work!

Best Wishes,
Cheap Gas

8:45 PM  
Blogger flu said...

You should have Yareal Poof check out your bongo and give it a tune-up. He's good with bongos.

Cheap plastic? That is a clue! The bomb was apparently made in Chinasant!

5:03 AM  
Blogger flu said...

oh, and... SPLOG!

5:03 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Everyone wants a splog
You're gonna love a splog
Come on and get your splog


6:37 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

Maybe you should make a list of everyone who hates you and narrow it down. Piece of cake, right?

9:47 AM  
Blogger General Grievous said...

I wouldn't be on that list would I Jar Jar? *cough*

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Dog Vader said...

mesa tinken I know why they wanna kill yousa!

2:17 PM  

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