Thursday, September 22, 2005

Family Troubles: Part 10

How mesa getten into thissen...?
Mesa issen noah a pilot. Der last time mesa tryen to pilot anyting... well, yousa noah wanten to knowen.
But now, mesa issen in a Naboo starfighter. Headen to a Trade Federation conrol ship. Noo, noo, noo... Der good news: mesa hassen three other starfighters with mesa. Der bad news: der pilots issen Can Can, Bottle Bottle and Jug Jug. Theysa noah as clumsy as mesa... but der Binks family hassen a bad reputation.

About an hour ago, a big Republic ship arriven from hyperspace. Der Federation du Trade panicking, and mesa and Bottle Bottle escapen from oursa cell with hissen heavy-duty bolt-cutters (yousa never knowen when yousa needen themsa). Wesa sneaken out - mesa getten good at thissen, mesa only tripping five alarms on der way out. When wesa came up into Theed, Can Can and Jug Jug wassen waiten. To tell der truth, theysa noah seemen too happy to see Bottle Bottle alive. But theysa getten over itsa. Theysa leaden ussen to a hangar to "borrowen" some starfighters. Why mesa here? Why wesa even doin' thissen at all? Der Republic can handlen thissen! See, theysa hassen plenty of theirsa own starfighters. Theresa one right in front of mes- argh! Turn! Turn!
Phew...

So, wesa comen' up on der control ship now - to have revenge on der Federation du Trade for messen up oursa lives. Issen noah dat bad, issen itsa? Theresa noah need to taken itsa as a personal insult, issen dere? Hmm. Are those droid fighters? Theysa looken like droid fighters. Which one of thesen buttons is der gun? Ani tellen mesa about thissen all der time - der first time hesa fighten in a space battle. It's easy, hesa sayen. Just go with the flow, hesa sayen, and itsa will all comen to yousa. Den hesa callen mesa a dog. Hmm. Well, thissen looky like a gun...

Oops... mesa sorry, Can Can. Well, mesa sure shesa will doin' fine with one wing.

4 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

ohhh...*sob*

9:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Den hesa callen mesa a dog."

hilarious! :)

2:25 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

It's the ears.

7:19 AM  
Blogger General Grievous said...

Yay... I have nothing to fear with Jar Jar piloting a starfighter. He'll kill everyone fo me. *cough*

4:45 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home