Friday, August 19, 2005

To Keep A Gungan Cool

Since mesa hassen haven no requests for mesa shaman lore thissen week, mesa hassen spenden der time on tryen to finden a way to keepen mesaself cool on Tatooine. Sadly, there issen noah real solution without importen ingredients.

Der best way mesa can tinken of goin like thissen.

1. Taken 1/2 a cup of Tauntaun blood, noah more, noah less.
2. Mixen thissen thouroughly with 1 cup of neutrogena.
3. Crush a wampa horn into fine powder, then mixen thissen into der concoction.
4. Adden 3 cups of water.
5. Drinken itsa. Yes, issen disgusten. But itsa issen medicinal. DRINKEN ITSA! 1/2 a cup per day will do.
6. Each day, yousa mussen cover yousaself completely in Naboo swampy mud (after yousa drinken yousa mixture).

Thissen ancient remedy will keepen yousa cool. For mesa, there issen little hope. Unless mesa can finden der ingredients in der casino wesa stayen at as a reward on Survivor...

6 Comments:

Blogger Chancellor Palpatine said...

Ok, that's nasty...

12:16 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

"3. Crush a wampa horn into fine powder"

Do Wampa's have horns?
I could have sworn they were strictly percussion.

3:15 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

What's it taste like?

5:13 AM  
Blogger flu said...

tries it

GAK! p'tooey

cakes on the mud

...something tells me this Naboo swamp mud would've done the trick without the crap I just drank.

5:17 AM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

blood?ewww...

2:31 AM  
Blogger Aayla Secura said...

I really would rather sweat the blue pigment of my skin off.

10:32 AM  

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