Monday, August 29, 2005

Thissen Issen Why

Many people issen always asken mesa why der gungans talken like thissen. A lot of people issen tinken wesa issen annoyen - mesa noah tinken thissen fair. Thissen how wesa getten oursa accents.

  • Der reason wesa adden "-sa" to der end of each pronoun issen simply because wesa respectful. Yousa seein, "sa" issen a shortened form of der word "san", which issen used on der planet Japan, unt meanen "mr." or "ms." - excepten theysa adden itsa to names, unt wesa usen itsa for pronouns.
  • Wesa sayen "thissen", "issen", unt "thassen" because wesa issen berry superstitious. Yousa seein, snakes eaten frogs, and wesa issen like frog-people. So, wesa issen berry worried dat der snakes will come and eaten ussen all up. Wesa mussen maken hissen sounds in order to convincen der snakes dat wesa issen also snakes. Noah laughen! Itsa might happenen!
  • For almost all negatives, wesa usen der word "noah" instead of words like "no" or "not". Thissen because when wesa trippen over or someting - which issen happenen often, though mesa issen berry clumsy even for a gungan - wesa shouten "aargh!", particularly if wesa trippen over a cliff and plumetten into der depths. Since many people often sayen "no" when a bad ting happenen, wesa combinen der two words - "noah" and usen itsa all der time.

Mesa hopen thissen hassen clearen up some misconceptions about gungan accents.


Blogger General Grievous said...

I always wondered about that *cough*

7:29 PM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

Wow, this explains a lot, Jar Jar. I wonder why they never taught us this in school?

1:26 AM  
Blogger flu said...

Gee, I always figured it was on account of your long floppy tongue and limited motor skills.

2:21 AM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Typho: Issen a conspiracy! Der Naboo government noah wanten yousa to knowen dat wesa smart...
Fluke: A lot of people sayen thissen. A lot.

4:14 PM  
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