Friday, August 12, 2005

Theysa liken mesa, theysa liken mesa not.

General Grievous hassen asken mesa how to tellen if der spirits issen liken yousa. Mesa noah sure why, but hesa hassen hissen reasons, mesa sure. Der easiest way issen to observe yousa luck over a long period of time. Iffen yousa issen generally a lucky person, der spirits liken yousa. Simple.

But, if thissen seemen a bit murky, there issen other methods yousa can tryen.

  • Another indicator issen dat often, bein liken by der spirits tends to coinciden with force-bombadness. Issen noah always happennen, but itsa issen common.
  • Placen an apple on yousa head, and getten a friend to shooten itsa off with a Wookiee bowcaster. Examinen der remains of der apple. Iffen itsa issen neatly in two pieces, der spirits liken yousa. Iffen itsa hassen been broken into more, den theysa noah liken yousa so much. If yousa friend misses and killen yousa, either der spirits haten yousa, or yousa friend does.
  • Mesa personal favorite issen to plucken der petals of a daisy one by one, cooken themsa all in a stew with carrots, peas, mushrooms and der petals of a four-leafed clover, den eaten itsa. If itsa issen tasten good, der spirits smilen upon yousa.
  • Of course, if der next time yousa issen unconscious, yousa happenen to meeten themsa in a vision, yousa may simply asken themsa yousaself.

Or yousa could tryen all of thessen methods. Theirsa accuracy hassen been proven.

7 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

nonono you shoud use a stone instead of the apple.

1:56 AM  
Blogger flu said...

I can tell they don't like me.

They keep toying with my mind on the eeny-meeny thing.

Durn Gungan Spirits! Phooey!

2:11 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

Maybe your friend just has really bad aim and accidentally hit the apple.

3:23 AM  
Blogger Darth Maul said...

I'd be more than happy to test out my apple accuracy on you, Binks.

6:07 AM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Can we try to knock off the apple with a well-flung lightsaber?

2:59 PM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Darth Maul: No. Noah way.
Ani: Mesa gonna getten life insurance first.
Fluke: Yeah. Mesa tinken theysa do.

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate you Jar Jar.I hate you Jar Jar.

2:56 PM  

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