Sunday, August 14, 2005

Once upon der time...

Gatheren round. Mesa gonna tellen yousa a story.

Thissen wassen happenen when mesa wassen on Coruscant for der first time, when Naboo wassen bein attacken by der Federation du Trade. But, mesa wassen noah bein needed much. So mesa wassen goin to getten some mornen munchen. Mesa goin to a cafe near der senate house for food. Theysa were noah haven shellfish... but theysa did haven coffee and chocolate biscuits... mmm...
Anyway, mesa buyen a cappuchino unt a packet of biscuits unt a newspaper and sitten down at a table. Der cafe wassen crowden, and der only seat mesa could finden wassen at a small table with a person already sitten there. Hesa wassen Cerean; hesa wassen haven a big tall head. So mesa sitten down and putten mesa stuff on der table, and drinken some of mesa coffee. Then, hesa openen der packet of biscuits, taken one out and eaten itsa! Mesa wassen outraged, but whatsa could mesa sayen? Mesa took a biscuit and eaten itsa mesaself. Then hesa taken another one! Mesa could noah really sayen anyting now, after noah haven sayen anyting der first time. Wesa goin through der entire packet like thissen. Mesa taken one, hesa taken one, mesa taken one, hesa taken one.

Den, when der packet of biscuits wassen finished, hesa looken mesa in der eye and waven hissen hand and sayen, "Hey, mon, jah don't remember a ting. Don't worry, be happy. I didn't just steal jah biscuits, mon." Then, hesa leaven. If thissen wassen himsa usen der force, mesa issen noah berry impressed.

Wait, no. Thissen issen noah whatsa happenen. *Now* mesa rememberen. Hesa getten up and leaven when der packet wassen finished. Den, mesa getten up as well and picken up mesa newspaper. Underneath wassen *mesa* packet of biscuits. At least, mesa tinken thissen whatsa happenen. Mesa memory issen fuzzy.

6 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

biscuits are evil;cookies are good.

8:45 PM  
Blogger Leia said...

It's a good thing you bought two, eh?

6:37 AM  
Blogger General Grievous said...

Sounds like a Jedi, is the order so corrupt that they go around stealing bicuits of poor inosent Gungans? *cough*

7:29 AM  
Blogger Yarael Poof said...

Cerean... jah just keep believen dat, mon. Heh heh.

7:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate you Jar Jar.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How the heck can anyone hate Jar Jar? He can come over to my place for biscuits anytime... As long as he's careful.

3:21 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home