Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Jar Jar Binks vs Yarael Poof: Part 4 - The Conclusion!

Continued from Yarael Poof's blog...

Jar Jar has just shattered the potion bottle slipped to him by Chancellor Palpatine, causing the solution inside to run its dire course... But nothing happens.
Palpatine: No! You were supposed to *drink* it!
Jawajuice: Hmm...
Runs over to sniff it.
Jawajuice: This is no potion! This is Nar Shadda whisky! If I know my liquor, then drinking this would've caused Jar Jar to belch flame for weeks!
Palpatine: Thus incinerating Poof - killing a Jedi Master and implicating one of those backstabbing Mabbit tribe of his murder in one fell swoop, I might add...
Everyone looks at him.
Palpatine: Did I say that out loud?
Exit Palpatine.
Yarael: Can we get on wit' de duel, or do jah got to be yakkin' for a while longer?
Jawajuice: Well... I'm afraid not. In the event of ouside intervention, such as Palps giving Jar Jar that "potion", we have to call it a draw.
Yarael: What!?
Exit Yarael, fuming.
Jar Jar: Er... whatsa - bawk buckarck - about mesa?
Jawajuice: There must be a spell in your Gungan tradition to reverse this one!
Jar Jar: Mesa haven to doin researchen... bawk!
Exit Jar Jar, still a kaadu.
Jawajuice: Hey! Wait! Jar Jar, you've just turned ninety square feet of desert into marshmallows! What am I going to do about this? Oh, forget it, I'll just sell the marshmallows to my family...
Exit Jawajuice.

The end.
Palpatine: Oh no... this is just the beginning...

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