Monday, August 22, 2005

Jar Jar Binks vs Yarael Poof: Part 2

Continued from Yarael Poof's blog...

Jawajuice: This looks bad for Jar Jar - Yarael's voodoo has him helpless!

Jar Jar struggles to his feet and takes a potion bottle from his bag.

Jar Jar: Try thissen on for sizen!

He hurls the bottle, which explodes at Yarael's feet, releasing a delicate lavender scent into the air.

Yarael: Argh! How did jah know I'm allergic to lavender, mon?

Yarael begins sneezing violently, which, since his noses are in his hands, causes him to drop the voodoo doll (and get it covered in snot). Jar Jar takes advantage of Yarael's fit to prepare a spell, and begins throwing herbs around at random.

Jar Jar: Ancient spirits of der gungans... transformen thissen sand into...

Jawajuice: What the - marshmallows?

Jar Jar: Oops...

He struggles to maintain his balance in the sea of marshmallows and falls over. One of his potion bottles bursts and explodes, creating a cloud of pink smoke. When the smoke clears...

Jar Jar: Bawk! Bawk! Buck-karck!

Jawajuice: And... he's turned himself into a kaadu. Typical. Ladies, gentlemen, and miscellaneous arthropods, Jar Jar Binks has turned himself into a Kaadu.

Continued tomorrow on Yarael Poof's blog...


Blogger flu said...


Jar Jar went *POOF*


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Blogger JawaJuice said...

Use the chicken hold, Jar Jar!!!
Don't let him pluck you!!!

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Blogger Captain Typho said...

Oh, kaadu are cool. Uncle Panaka raises kaadu back home on Naboo.

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Use the Feathers!

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yeah boga's feathers!

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