Monday, August 15, 2005


Mesa moisturisen cream issen almost gone. Mesa brought a gallon with mesa, but issen noah enough! Der sun issen murder on mesa skin: mesa would noah have surviven thissen long without der moisturiser. Anyway, mesa wassen haven only a few days worth left, so thissen mornen mesa taken itsa along to Mos Eisly to see what mesa can swappen itsa for. Mesa wanten a hood or someting: someting to protecten mesa from der sun on a longo-term basis.

At der markets, mesa finden dat itsa wassen worth enough cloth to maken a Jawa-sizen robe. Wesa Gungans issen berry tall, unt der Jawas (no offensen to Jawajuice) issen peeny-weeny. Issen noah going to helpen. Thissen issen in der general cloth markets. All der shops issen offeren roughly der same deal. Not goin to worken.

Mesa wassen also accosted in der street by a Jawa who wassen wanten mesa to buy a Bantha. Hesa sayen dat whatsa wassen left in der tub of moisturiser wassen enough to cover it. Mesa wassen suspicious of thissen Bantha. Itsa reminden mesa of Bob, der Bantha dat Yoda wassen tryen to present for der scavenger hunt last week ( so mesa noh buyen thissen.

Mesa last stop wassen to a Twi'lek "Massage Parlor". Apparently, thesen Twi'leks issen berry conscious about theirsa skin. Moisturisen cream issen worth itsa weight in gold to themsa. Unfortunately, theysa hassen berry few clothes to offeren in trade. So, thissen wassen a dead end as well.

Tatooineian natives (JJ, Ani, Owen Lars, anyonesa) please helpen mesa finden someone who will buyen thissen off mesa for a nice sunhat or someting!


Blogger jedisiri said...

wow i really don't know you use moisturiser cream!i mean i cannot see the result on your face...

5:42 PM  
Blogger flu said...

Hey Jar Jar, why don't you come and sit in the comfort of our air-conditioned cave where you won't need any cream, instead of out there in the suns where you feel you have to swim in that stuff?


4:13 AM  
Blogger owenlars said...

Don't buy a Bantha. They crap everywhere.

4:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate you Jar Jar.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate you Jar Jar.

2:55 PM  
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