Thursday, July 28, 2005

Itsa goin well!

Mesa tinken wesa gonna win! Now mesa will noah haven to disturben der ancient spirits of Eeny Meeny Miney Mo again. Theysa issen noah liken bein risen more dan once a month. Here issen der ritual, in case yousa ever needen itsa...

1. Drawen a five-point star on der ground with blue or purple chalk. Mesa finden dat dere issen a store in Mos Eisly dat issen sellen many varieties of chalk.
2. Burnen incense at each point of der star. Any good Gungan Wal-Mart can sellen yousa der required spice, but mesa finden dat Kessel Spice both worken better, and putten der spirits in a better mood. Where possible, though, mesa usen Master Qui-Gon's bombad brownies.
3. Stand on yousa right leg in der center of der star and spinnen around nine times, anticlockwise.
4. Sitten down, and looken directly at der first name on yousa list, and say der word "Eeny". If yousa hassen completed all der other steps correctly, yousa will beginnen to feel der mystical energies flowen through yousa.
5. Concentraten on der second name in der list, and say der word "Meeny".
6. Continue down der list, sayen der words "Miney" and "Mo".
7. Den, yousa must maken up yousa own line to usen. Itsa mussen rhyme with der first one, and be appropriate to der situation. For example, mesa usen "Sorry, but you've got to go," since mesa wassen choosen whosa to voten off der show.
8. Repeaten der first line again in der same way.
9. If yousa comen to der bottom of der list, den start moven back upwards again. Noah skippen right back to der top. Thissen issen der mistake dat most people maken. Der spirits noah liken thissen.
10. Der name you come to on der final "Mo" issen der name recommended by der spirits.

If at any time yousa issen knocked out from der mystic energy coursing through yousa body, yousa may enter der spirit realm. Dere, yousa may talken directly to der spirits of Eeny Meeny Miney Mo yousaself, where theysa will given yousa an in-depth recommendation.

12 Comments:

Blogger JawaJuice said...

Wow, you're a regular mystical wizard, aintcha Jar Jar.
Who would have thought.
Got anything to get rid of warts?

2:13 AM  
Blogger flu said...

oooOOOOOoooo....I blew rule #9 in my pitiful attempt.

After the trip downward the first time, why wouldn't you put two counts on the item at the bottom of the list, and then two at the top?...if your list was short enough.

It seems the first and last would have an advantage otherwise, they only get one pass per two sweeps, whereas everyone in between gets two passes per sweep.

Also, is there a stipulation after you're down to a certain number of people or something where you can only put one syllable per person? Like, for example, you say "Ee" one the first one, then move your finger to the second one and say "-ny", then move to the third one and say "Mee", then go to the fourth one and say "-ny" again, because 'ny' is a popular suffix in this ritual, and so on? Would that be a breach of protocol?

...and what about the "My - momma - told - me" clause? Do Gungans ever finish up with that line? One word per person, but only after the repeated first line of Eeny Meeny Miney Mo "My - momma - told - me - to - pick - this - one - right - here - and - you - are - it"...with the "it" person being the one voted off?

I guess I've been exposed to too many different culture that deal with the "Eeny Meeny Miney Mo" ritual...

2:26 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

Would it stil work you skipped all that good spiritual stuff?

3:51 AM  
Blogger Aayla Secura said...

I prefer the drawing names method.

4:13 AM  
Blogger flu said...

JJ: Planter's or genital?

5:29 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

hoooookay....
Maybe I'm wrong. I think you guys have stayed out in the sun just a little too long...too much time on your hands.

Fluke- eh, I don't get it. General Planters? Is he that peanut guy?

6:36 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

"...and what about the "My - momma - told - me" clause? Do Gungans ever finish up with that line?"

(gasp!)

Don't ever talk about a Gungan's mother!

11:15 AM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Never, ever, ever! Haven't yousa ever wonderen why yousa almost never seein female gungans?
Mesa hassen said too much.

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