Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Cruddy Interstellar Shuttles

Iffen yousa mussen ever fly from Coruscant to Tatooine, noah taken Tatooine Spacelines. Mesa only taken der Tatooine Spacelines Jumbo Shuttle because mesa wassen getten a free return-trip ticket for thissen game show. Itsa issen a bad idea. Next time, mesa will pay.

Theirsa spaceliners issen full of sand. Mesa issen haten sand berry much. Theysa sayen that itsa issen meant to be therapeutic. Yeah, right. Mesa tinken dat theysa issen haven more dan sand in dere. Mesa hassen an encyclopaedia of Tatooiney stuffs with mesa, since mesa issen revising for Survivor Tatooine. Mesa issen almost 60% sure dat mesa hassen found 3 of der 4 signs dat dere issen a large froup of baby Sarlaccs on board.

1. Tentacles sprouting out of the sand
2. A sign saying "Danger! Sarlacc nesting ground!" (check)
3. People's toes disappearing mysteriously and being digested over the course of millennia (check)
4. Presence of an adult Sarlacc (check - issen hidden in der cabin, mesa tinks)

Mesa will suen dissen spaceline when mesa getten back to Coruscant.

7 Comments:

Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

I hear ya on the sand thing, homes. I hate it too. It's rough an coarse and it gets everywhere, yo. I'd bust a cap, but there's too much, even for an illin Jedi like me.

4:33 AM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Ani, whatten did yousa just say?

5:19 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

You whack, bro. Maybe we need a illin' Jedi-to-annoying-Gungan translator or sumthin'.

2:45 AM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

What about that protocol droid you built? He seems to understand Mr. Binks.

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