Sunday, June 26, 2005

Mesa tinken dissen issen a scam...

Remember mesa mentioned mesa issen taking a Force-usen correspondence course? Mesa noah tinken itsa issen endorced by der Jedi Council. Why? Because of dese four tings...
1) In der e-mails mesa getten every week, theresa issen no mentionen of der Jedi Council *at all*. Mesa tinken dis issen suspiscious...
2) Der e-mails hassen "Not Endorced by the Official Jedi Council" on der end of dem. Mesa tinken dissen issen also suspicious.
3) In der time mesa hassen been doin dis correspondence course, mesa hassen noah improven at all in usen der force.
4) Some people cannot count. Unfortunately, Jar Jar Binks is one of them. This bullet point has only been left in for the sake of political correctness. Jar Jar will resume talking now.
Mesa issen berry suspicious. Mesa hassen asked one of Senator Padme's interns to researchen dis for mesa. If hesa can find out where theysa issen liven, mesa will investigate further.

8 Comments:

Blogger Padmé said...

You're totally cool enough without being a Jedi!

But yeah, I think its a scam too. Like when i bought those tickets to see the Spice Girls - no-one told me they'd been broken up a whole year!

12:11 PM  
Blogger j00|{z said...

Jar Jar, what comes after 4?

1:57 PM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Six.

6:06 PM  
Blogger flu said...

a lucky guess, Jar Jar.

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